Fun fact: 'kleine scheide' means 'small vag' in german.

Apparently In Nevada, there are many reasons to need a drink at 5 am.

I'm sure we all had at least one, those irrational fears we look back on now and laugh at but at the time they messed with our heads so badly it sent us running to hide under the bed. In my case, No. 23 still haunts me.

1. Turning into an old person 

 2. Sharp objects too close for comfort (read OCD)

 3. Can't leave my bed to go pee lest i come back to find an intruder snuggling on my pillow

 4. If i swallow a seed plants would grow on me

 5. If i wet my bed worms would come out of nowhere and eat me alive

 6. If i fall on my face i'd bite my tongue and the 911 responder would think it's a prank call

 7. Which one is worse, embalming or cremation?

 8. Maybe not me, donno about you?

 9. Get swallowed into the escalator and turn into a guard 

 10. I stole my body and it's only a matter of time before the real owner shows up

 11. My life is just an illusion, and I'm a pet dog

 12. I took everything literally 

 13. My excuse to be less than perfect

 14. hhhhmmmm....

 15. My aunt was a creep

 16. This one's an all time favorite  

 17. The revolving gate

 18. Gore

 19. Never been a good swimmer 

 20. They can read my mind

 21. Dying slow

 22. Unseen dead people walking around me

 23. My reflection never sleeps

 24. If I don't get a respond i might have died 

 25. I might poop babies (I'm yet to get over this one)

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