"You're kinda CUTE…I think that you'll make a NICE new GIRLFRIEND! Hey
WAIT…I need a girl who can cook…you can't?? OK, we're broken up… Actually wait,
you DO smell good…very alluring…actually WAIT!! I'm allergic to that...
perfume…Oh man, we are SOOOO broken up!"
perfume…Oh man, we are SOOOO broken up!"
"You look familiar…I know! You look like my FUTURE
ex-girlfriend!" Then follow up with a push-pull routine about how she
could never by your future ex girlfriend because…but maybe you'll change your
mind because…etc…
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